Marry: Black Widow
Live: SHIELD headquarters
Kids: 42 (how, even?)
Cars: SHIELD aircraft carrier
Kink: Horns (oh lord)
Job: God
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Marry: Hawkeye
Live: South American shack
Kids: Sleipnir
Car: Company car
Kink: Scientists (oh baby oh baby)
Job: Spy
Marry: Thor
Live: Mansion, appropriately enough
Kids: A serpent oh god I hate snakes and wait this means I cheated with Loki right oh god my life really is a soap opera
Cars: company car, like, way to travel in style, YOUR MAJESTY, fuck
Kink: horns. HORNS. WHAT. THOR. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. WE NEED AN INTERVENTION.
Job: God. Okay. I can get behind that one. But GODS DO NOT DRIVE COMPANY CARS FFS.
Marry: Hawkeye
Live: Small town, USA
Kids: None
Cars: Vintage motorbike
Kink: Tight clothing
Job: God
Hmm… not sure what to make of all this…
(Source: tmacphisto)
